you know you live in colorado when....
676$· 20 jan
(so true...)
you know you live in colorado when....
Body: Still funny after all these years....
About COLORADANS from a Jeff Foxworthy SHOW
1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane
6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU's victory.
13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
14. You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.
19. April showers bring May blizzards.
20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
21. You know what a 'Chinook' is
22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
23. You know what a "fourteener" is.
24. But you don't know what a"turn signal" is.
25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
27. You know who Alfred Packer was and did.
28. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
29. SPF 90 is not out of the question.
30. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
31. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
32. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
33. A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
34. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
35. A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
36. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
37. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
38. You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
39. You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
40. You know where the real "South Park" is.
41. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
42. Driving directions usually include 'Go over _________ Pass.'
43. You've 'checked for ticks'
44. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka w/ a hood.
45. You've gone snow skiing in July and...
46. You've gone sunbathing in January and...
47. They were in the same year!
48. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans.
49. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
50. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your Colorado friends
11 REACTIESyou know you live in colorado when....
Body: Still funny after all these years....
About COLORADANS from a Jeff Foxworthy SHOW
1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane
6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU's victory.
13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
14. You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.
19. April showers bring May blizzards.
20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
21. You know what a 'Chinook' is
22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
23. You know what a "fourteener" is.
24. But you don't know what a"turn signal" is.
25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
27. You know who Alfred Packer was and did.
28. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
29. SPF 90 is not out of the question.
30. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
31. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
32. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
33. A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
34. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
35. A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
36. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
37. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
38. You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
39. You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
40. You know where the real "South Park" is.
41. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
42. Driving directions usually include 'Go over _________ Pass.'
43. You've 'checked for ticks'
44. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka w/ a hood.
45. You've gone snow skiing in July and...
46. You've gone sunbathing in January and...
47. They were in the same year!
48. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans.
49. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
50. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your Colorado friends
capt. Kebab· 20 janAaaah good ol' Jeff Foxworthy,
had nog twee of drie kalenders "you might be a redneck if.."
Maar sinds dit het pbb is copy pasten we deze nog maar een keer. Om het af te leren.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK PILOT WHEN
- your cockpit smells like chewing tobacco.
- you have fuzzy dice hanging from your compass.
- you ever went out taxiing for an hour or so with a six pack. Just for the hell of it.
- you have an FAA approved gun rack on board your aircraft.
- your next flight will be with your two best friends, Skeeter and Possum.
- the DEA and the ATF bureau ever had questions about your flights at night
- you inspect the family's marijuana crop by air.
- your airplane has ducttape on it, somewhere.
- you ever went flying with your hunting dogs.
- your airplane is refurbished with pink shag carpet.
- you ever looked up the SKOAL intersection on a map.
- you use the 1983 Rand Mc Nally Road Atlas to navigate.
- you reply to every ATC-instruction with either "Roger Dodger" or "10-4".
- you ever hollored "Heehaw" over the radio.
- you call the local FAA inspector "dude"
- you ever tried to make your aircraft run on home-brewed Moonshine
- you circled the Indianapolis speedway to see the Indy 500
- you were expelled from groundschool
- you prefer the drain cup over Q-tips.
- your airplane insurance deductable is higher than the value of your aircraft.
- you ever tried to haul an 8-point deer on your right wing.
- your airplanes ash tray is so packed, you can't get it out.
- your alternator is bought at Auto-Zone.
- you examined the effect of altitude on smoking pot.
- your cigarette-lighter is a "no go "-item.
- removing animals from the cockpit is part of the daily walk-a-round.
- grass is growing in your baggage compartment.
- everyone of your flight is a violation of FAR 91.13.
- you ever painted over your callsign so the FAA couldn't find you
- you think a checklist is your banks monthly statement.
- you and your sister are members of the mile high club (and both of you joined at the same time)
had nog twee of drie kalenders "you might be a redneck if.."
Maar sinds dit het pbb is copy pasten we deze nog maar een keer. Om het af te leren.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK PILOT WHEN
- your cockpit smells like chewing tobacco.
- you have fuzzy dice hanging from your compass.
- you ever went out taxiing for an hour or so with a six pack. Just for the hell of it.
- you have an FAA approved gun rack on board your aircraft.
- your next flight will be with your two best friends, Skeeter and Possum.
- the DEA and the ATF bureau ever had questions about your flights at night
- you inspect the family's marijuana crop by air.
- your airplane has ducttape on it, somewhere.
- you ever went flying with your hunting dogs.
- your airplane is refurbished with pink shag carpet.
- you ever looked up the SKOAL intersection on a map.
- you use the 1983 Rand Mc Nally Road Atlas to navigate.
- you reply to every ATC-instruction with either "Roger Dodger" or "10-4".
- you ever hollored "Heehaw" over the radio.
- you call the local FAA inspector "dude"
- you ever tried to make your aircraft run on home-brewed Moonshine
- you circled the Indianapolis speedway to see the Indy 500
- you were expelled from groundschool
- you prefer the drain cup over Q-tips.
- your airplane insurance deductable is higher than the value of your aircraft.
- you ever tried to haul an 8-point deer on your right wing.
- your airplanes ash tray is so packed, you can't get it out.
- your alternator is bought at Auto-Zone.
- you examined the effect of altitude on smoking pot.
- your cigarette-lighter is a "no go "-item.
- removing animals from the cockpit is part of the daily walk-a-round.
- grass is growing in your baggage compartment.
- everyone of your flight is a violation of FAR 91.13.
- you ever painted over your callsign so the FAA couldn't find you
- you think a checklist is your banks monthly statement.
- you and your sister are members of the mile high club (and both of you joined at the same time)
20 jan
676$· 21 jan
Hahah mooi he.. En nog waar ook voor een deel!!! t-shirts zijn te koop voor 10 bucks at your local FBO
21 jan
metrodriver· 21 janMountain Oysters...... buiten Colorado denkt iedereen inderdaad dat het seafood is....
Colorado: in april parkeer je een vliegtuigje in Boulder en de volgende morgen heb je enkele tientallen extra passagiers (motvlinders)
Colorado: in april parkeer je een vliegtuigje in Boulder en de volgende morgen heb je enkele tientallen extra passagiers (motvlinders)
21 jan
Longdart· 21 jan
He Metro...kun je mij aub de nieuwe profiles van FedEX even mailen?? Wil me goed voorbereiden op de grondschool daar..haha
21 jan
676$· 21 jan
Hired ? good for you buddy.... Of nog aan het hopen op het al oude gerucht dat ze jullie overnemn?? zou mooi zijn.. Maar dat gerucht is ouder als ik.
Kennis van me daar (2e jaar MD11 F/O) nam vorige maand 22K (geen geintje) mee naar huis, na 25 dagen on the road te zijn geweest....
Kennis van me daar (2e jaar MD11 F/O) nam vorige maand 22K (geen geintje) mee naar huis, na 25 dagen on the road te zijn geweest....
21 jan
676$· 21 jan
Metro ben jij op Boulder geweest?? grappig zeg... Ben daar ooit eens geweest met een C172 in het midden van de nacht.. Baanverlichting viel uit toen ik op zo'n 500' agl hing.
Leuk (studenten) stadje trouwens wel Boulder... (CU)
Leuk (studenten) stadje trouwens wel Boulder... (CU)
21 jan
arthorizon· 22 jan@ FD,
Ome Art heeft ze wel eens gegeten, in Montana, welliswaar na overvloedig alcohol gebruik, maar toch, droom er nog wel eens van na een copieuze maaltijd. Geen aanrader.
Maar voor de die hards is hier het recept.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
2 pounds calf testicles*
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce
* Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.
** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.
With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately ¼- to ½- inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.
In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
Smakelijk,
Art
Ome Art heeft ze wel eens gegeten, in Montana, welliswaar na overvloedig alcohol gebruik, maar toch, droom er nog wel eens van na een copieuze maaltijd. Geen aanrader.
Maar voor de die hards is hier het recept.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
2 pounds calf testicles*
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce
* Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.
** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.
With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately ¼- to ½- inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.
In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
Smakelijk,
Art
22 jan
capt. Kebab· 22 janEn waar smaakt dat nu naar, kalf testikels?
Noten?
Noten?
22 jan
metrodriver· 23 janfried chicken..... ik heb ze nooit gegeten
Longdart: je weet dat ik geen fedex profiles heb. Als je daar wordt aangenomen kun je een recommendatie voor mij invullen...
FD, yep, 2 dagen Boulder, een week in Col. Springs / Monument. In een Apache-geronimo van Wash. DC naar San Fransisco in 1992 (geloof ik, het was een paar maanden na de beruchte aardbeving in san Fran)
Longdart: je weet dat ik geen fedex profiles heb. Als je daar wordt aangenomen kun je een recommendatie voor mij invullen...
FD, yep, 2 dagen Boulder, een week in Col. Springs / Monument. In een Apache-geronimo van Wash. DC naar San Fransisco in 1992 (geloof ik, het was een paar maanden na de beruchte aardbeving in san Fran)
23 jan
arthorizon· 24 janFried chicken?
Mijn herinnering is meer zoiets als fried shrimps, toch een sea food smaakje.
On the other hand, alles wat fried is word moeilijk herkenbaar.
Het was ook niet zozeer de smaak, dat viel wel mee, het probleem zat meer tussen de oren.
Anyway, iemand wel eens Drunken Shrimps gegeten ? Nou, dat is lekker.
Cheers
Art
Mijn herinnering is meer zoiets als fried shrimps, toch een sea food smaakje.
On the other hand, alles wat fried is word moeilijk herkenbaar.
Het was ook niet zozeer de smaak, dat viel wel mee, het probleem zat meer tussen de oren.
Anyway, iemand wel eens Drunken Shrimps gegeten ? Nou, dat is lekker.
Cheers
Art
24 jan
metrodriver· 27 janNog geen bezopen garnalen gehad, wel Chesapeake Bay blue crabs, gekookt in Heineken en kruiden. Heerlijk! Deze werden gevangen en klaargemaakt door een Nederlander die in MD woonde en in DE een garage voor Duitse auto's had
27 jan