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    Originally posted by Thioda View Post
    "Harsh Times" uit 2005. :)

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    ..och, arme... ;)

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  • digits
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    Captain Roger Victor heeft enkele goede filmpjes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsVhsJ944Ps

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNtLkD646vM

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  • Thioda
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    https://youtu.be/u0QD0gN066E

    :D

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRcJQ9tMbY[/YOUTUBE]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRcJQ9tMbY
    Gepubliceerd op 26 jan. 2019

    A Scottish air traffic controller (James McAvoy) with a heavy accent tries to guide a plane to a safe landing.

    #SNL #JamesMcAvoy #MeekMill #SNL44
    Saturday Day Night live.

    Kylie Jenner's piloot raakt bewusteloos in Schots luchtruim...

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    ...die is helemaal "Zen"... ;)

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTua1kz4tc[/YOUTUBE]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTua1kz4tc

    A Parody of the popular BBC interview. A Pilot tries desperately to read back her Takeoff Clearance while being interrupted by her crew. Follow @theglobemaster and @_thetravelingblonde on Instagram.

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    Turkish Airlines' high tech de-icing method.
    https://twitter.com/U_G_U_R_P/status/818794037486424065

    Screengrab van de twitter-video hierboven...



    First there was AQP,

    And now, there's S.H.I.T.

    The COMPANY is pleased to announce the following:

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our pilots,

    it will be our policy to keep all crews well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

    We are trying to give our crews more S.H.I.T. than any other airline.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. at work, please see your Chief Pilot.

    You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our trainers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Pilots who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Since our trainers all took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in applying for BSC and passing on your knowledge to others.
    We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    For pilots who are interested in pursuing a career in management,
    we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TASK SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
    c/o your Base Captain.
    Last edited by stratofreighter; 12-01-2017, 07:50.

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    http://mashable.com/2016/09/20/cow-v.../#rJyl7rrbP5qA

    It happened south of Coen, right near the north eastern tip of Australia.

    Presumably trying to get their daily muster under wraps, the pilot got a little too close to his livestock and
    ended up with one of the chopper's feet caught on the horns of a cow.

    The cow that caused the kerfuffle is said to be totally unharmed and presumably quite smug.

    The helicopter pilot is fine too — he was able to simply walk away from the crash before to went up in flames.
    http://i.imgur.com/IF8GrHT.gif
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    Air traffic control tower lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.

    A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees.

    The passenger riding with the pilot, who lost communication, was on a cellular phone and yelling “Mayday!Mayday! Mayday!”"
    “The pilot just had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket because he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and travelling at 180 mph.....Mayday, Mayday!!”



    The tower, immediately, put him on speaker phone and the Controller spoke,

    "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we’ll guide you down after a few questions.

    The first thing is not to panic, remain calm"!



    The Controller asked,

    "How do you know you are travelling at 18,000 feet"?

    Aircraft:

    "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me".

    Controller, "Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you’re travelling at 180 mph"?

    Aircraft:

    "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me".

    Controller:

    "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down"?

    Aircraft:

    "The shit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar".

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  • stratofreighter
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    A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

    He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

    The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

    The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says,

    "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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